Quotes
Interesting quotes..1. Tell me and I'll forget,
Show me and I may remember,
Involve me and I'll understand.
2. Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.
3. Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
4. Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
5. I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words. (SOUNDS FAMILIAR??)
6. I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't have to pick up a gun. I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody. I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood.
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